O.K. .......poop happens, but to make it all come out as planned.....you gotta dress the part. And, this is in regards to my dog. When I hear him rattle his dog collar in the morning that is the definate signal that he is awake and ready. I only have a few more collar rattles before he starts barking. This usually happens around 5:15-6am in the mornings. So, I roll outta bed, throw on whatever and take him out the door. This is when it is early, very early before the neighbors can check out what I'm wearing....who cares...Bowzer doesn't, thats for sure! Poop happens and my day has it's start. This all happens within 15 minutes tops.
Now when my daughter takes him out, it happens like this: Bowzer rattles his collar, nothing....he rattles again....nothing, he rattles again...nothing.....he BARKS a sharp ear piercing bark, (he learned this from my previous neighbors dog her name was Bonita.) Finally daughter rolls out of bed, she fixes her hair, she selects a lovely outfit, she brushes her teeth, Bowzer is panicking, he keeps watching and hopes she will follow him to the door. No, now she is picking the right shoes, jacket etc. By now he is in a deep panic.....he is waiting by the door, he comes and finds me hoping I will take him out, She is still selecting her outfit....I say "take out the dog, it has been an hour....NOW!" She takes him out and poop happens. Poor Bowzer! But at least he gets to do his business. And Sage does look great when she comes back into the house.
